Blog names for sale

Nothing saddens me more than a lazy blog name. Jim's Blog, The Browns' Blog, Rachel's Weblog are all real tragedies I have witnessed for myself. I can't feel sorry for these people. They've been inspired enough to set up a blog, they even write in it - regularly. And yet, given the option of a little creativity around the title - they balk. That's why I am offering the following 5 blog names for those most in need. I give you special price too - £25 each (and a voucher for a free meal at Le Monde). Ok, on offer is:

Jane Honda

An irresistable purchase for anyone blogging about cars or engines of any sort. You will also be automatically qualified to write about the movies, your difficult relationship with your father, three-in-the-bed shenanigans, bulimia, Vietnam, aerobics, Ted Turner and lots, lots more about YOU.

Betty Scored

You'll have a fight on your hands trying to land this one; a bidding war may be the only way. This is a must-have for any girl about town whose blog will focus on her drunken one-night stands. If I was a drunken slut as opposed to a drunken journalist (see The vodka monster returneth) then I'd keep this for myself.

Mad about Jew

Slightly controversial and most probably monitored by the Simon Wiesenthal Centre but offering a diversity of blogging options such that in a less-imaginative world it would probably be called 'stuff'. Perhaps you're a fan of gold, diamonds or Barbra Streisand. Maybe you have a lot to say about Steven Spielberg films, bagels or circumcision. Heck, maybe your son is a docta and you want to blog about that!

Menagerie a trois

You're into beastiality but your wife disapproves. Vent your frustrations here!

Decle-bore

An alternative name for this site perhaps or a wise purchase for anyone else who worships at the altar of over-priced skincare.

If you're interested in any of the above listed blog names, please send a cheque payable to me. If you have blog names for sale, feel free to advertise them here.